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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
"'''Hey, People!''''" is a comic created by [[Greg Heffley]]. It only appeared in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days|Dog Days]]. Greg entered this into a contest to replace [[Li'l Cutie]], but didn't win as Li'l Cutie came back. It was intended to be half an advice column and half comic.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Comics==
1. When ordering from a fast food restaurant, try to decide what you want <u>before</u> you get to the front of the line.


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
2. When in public, kindly refrain from discussing details of your recent surgery.


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
3. After you're done with your shower, please rinse your hair off the soap!.


The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
<gallery>
Hey, People! 1.png|The Comic Strip 1.
Hey, People 3.png|Strip 2
Hey, People 2.png|Strip 3.
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==Trivia==
*The third comic was made specifically for [[Frank Heffley]] as Greg said, since he reads the comics.


 
==Gallery==
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
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File:A6089DCF-3340-4095-A164-0010E38C7E0E.jpeg|The contest ad that caused Greg to write the comic.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
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5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
 
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Revision as of 16:56, 26 February 2019

"Hey, People!'" is a comic created by Greg Heffley. It only appeared in Dog Days. Greg entered this into a contest to replace Li'l Cutie, but didn't win as Li'l Cutie came back. It was intended to be half an advice column and half comic.

Comics

1. When ordering from a fast food restaurant, try to decide what you want before you get to the front of the line.

2. When in public, kindly refrain from discussing details of your recent surgery.

3. After you're done with your shower, please rinse your hair off the soap!.

  • The Comic Strip 1.

  • Strip 2

  • Strip 3.

Trivia

  • The third comic was made specifically for Frank Heffley as Greg said, since he reads the comics.

Gallery

  • A6089DCF-3340-4095-A164-0010E38C7E0E.jpeg

    The contest ad that caused Greg to write the comic.

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