Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel

[Verse 1] When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love See a sweet in floral prints
My mind begins the arrangements But when I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth

[Chorus] I'm dumb, she's a FUCKING QUEER
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

[Verse 2] Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I'd chill and settle down
When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone's a little queer
Can't she be a little straight?

[Chorus] I'm dumb, she's a FUCKING QUEER
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus] I'm dumb, she's a leFICLOMG QUEER
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

I'm dumb, she's a FUCKING QUEER
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

[Outro]
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth