Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Porno is the 13th book in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. It is scheduled to be released on October 30th, 2069.
Main Characters
- Greg Heffley
- Manny Heffley
- Rodrick Heffley
- Frank Heffley
- Susan Heffley
- Rowley Jefferson
- Side-chick #79 (Debut)
Plot
Greg has sex for the first time and wonders if this is the right choice. Meanwhile Manny is called a faggot at school for sucking a kids penis and now plans the biggest school shooting in U.S history. Also a kid at Greg's school is called a "nigger" and Greg now has to deal with racism. Lastly Rodrick gets the death sentence for Rape after he rapes Heather Hills. In the end Rowley dies after taking a bullet and stopping Manny's shooting raid.(Manny kills himself in the end.) Greg dies from a STD and Frank and Susan have hardass sex and have 2 twins end the D.O.A.W.K series.
Trivia
- This is the second purple book. This is the first since The Ugly Truth.
- This is the 13th book in the series.
- Susan gets a new catchpharse that is WAT YOU WANT NIGGA!
- This books show that Rodrick is bisexual and thats why he is so mean.
- Jake Paul appears in this book.
- Greg gets his left nut stuck in a water bottle and has to get it removed.
- This is the debut of sidechick #79.
Errors
Im gay is spelled wrong