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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
[[File:Diary_of_Greg_Heffley's_Best_Friend_US.jpg|thumb|Original US Book Club release]]
[[File:Diary-of-a-Wimpy-KId-Large.png|thumb|UK World Book Day release]]


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
'''{{PAGENAME}} by Greg Heffley's Best Friend Rowley Jefferson''' is a short story/spin-off book released in October 2018 to Scholastic Book Club subscribers (or Teacher Advisors) and then in 28 February, 2019 in the UK for World Book Day.


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
The book focuses on Rowley's relationship with Greg Heffley from his POV. A expanded version would be released in April 2019 under the name of [[Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Journal]].


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
==Trivia==
 
*Scholastic Book Club stated the book could be used to showcase different kids' point of views of stuff, talking about friendship along with its "silly humor".
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Revision as of 16:50, 26 February 2019

Original US Book Club release
UK World Book Day release

Diary of Greg Heffley's Best Friend by Greg Heffley's Best Friend Rowley Jefferson is a short story/spin-off book released in October 2018 to Scholastic Book Club subscribers (or Teacher Advisors) and then in 28 February, 2019 in the UK for World Book Day.

The book focuses on Rowley's relationship with Greg Heffley from his POV. A expanded version would be released in April 2019 under the name of Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Journal.

Trivia

  • Scholastic Book Club stated the book could be used to showcase different kids' point of views of stuff, talking about friendship along with its "silly humor".
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