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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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'''Demon Dawgs''' '''(Green Thunder''' in the online version) is a team who played against the [[Red Socks]] and caused their first ever lost in the [[Rec League]] season in the play-offs, ending their chance for an undefated season.


== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
Their name appeared in the newspaper, when the midfielder James Bryon kicked a half field goal. This got the Red Socks angry at [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] because he was the goal-keeper, and at that time he was playing with some flowers instead of blocking the goal. So they pelted him Greg with orange peels.
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
==Known Team Members==
==Known Team Members==
*[[James Bryon]], Midfielder.
*[[James Bryon]], Midfielder.
==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
DemonDawgsscore.png|A player about to make a successful free kick against the [[Red Socks]].
DemonDawgsscore.png|A player about to make a successful free kick against the [[Red Socks]]
15.jpg|Manuel, Mackey, and Greg miss the ball, and the Demon Dawgs score.
</gallery>
</gallery>
[[Category:Soccer Teams]]
[[Category:Soccer teams]]
[[Category:Groups]]

Latest revision as of 18:51, 17 October 2022

Demon Dawgs (Green Thunder in the online version) is a team who played against the Red Socks and caused their first ever lost in the Rec League season in the play-offs, ending their chance for an undefated season.

Their name appeared in the newspaper, when the midfielder James Bryon kicked a half field goal. This got the Red Socks angry at Greg because he was the goal-keeper, and at that time he was playing with some flowers instead of blocking the goal. So they pelted him Greg with orange peels.

Known Team Members

Gallery