Difference between revisions of "Daniel Revis"

From Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
imported>Pixexplosion
m (Text replacement - "Category:Book only Characters" to "Category:Book-only characters")
 
(14 intermediate revisions by 8 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
{{Imported}}
 
{{infobox character
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
|image = [[File:Anthony.png|300px]]Daniel on the right getting pantsed by [[Anthony Renfrew]] who is one the left.|Name = Daniel Revis|age = 12|gender = Male|actor = None|film appearance = No|online appearance = No|book appearance = Yes}}'''Daniel Revis''' was the first ever person to be pantsed, and he got pantsed by [[Anthony Renfrew]] when he was shooting free-throws in basketball, but he got his revenge by pantsing Anthony when he was going for a layup.
 
==Appearances==
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel]] (First and only appearance)
 
[[Category:Minor characters]]
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
[[Category:Male characters]]
 
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.[[Category:Minor Characters]]
[[Category:Male Characters]]
[[Category:Middle School Students]]
[[Category:Middle School Students]]
[[Category:Characters who appeared in The Third Wheel]]
[[Category:Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel characters]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Children]]
[[Category:Children]]
[[Category:Book only Characters]]
[[Category:Book-only characters]]
[[Category:Westmore Middle School]]
[[Category:Westmore Middle School]]
[[Category:One Time Characters]]
[[Category:One-time characters]]
[[Category:Mentioned Characters]]
[[Category:Mentioned characters‏‎]]

Latest revision as of 00:30, 4 May 2023

This article has content that was imported from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki on Fandom.
Daniel Revis
Anthony.pngDaniel on the right getting pantsed by Anthony Renfrew who is one the left.
Gender Male
Age 12
Actor None

Daniel Revis was the first ever person to be pantsed, and he got pantsed by Anthony Renfrew when he was shooting free-throws in basketball, but he got his revenge by pantsing Anthony when he was going for a layup.

Appearances

Retrieved from "https://wimpykidwiki.com/w/index.php?title=Daniel_Revis&oldid=84813"