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Based on the artist CupcakKe
The '''Cupcake Club''' is a club in [[Greg|Greg's]] local supermarket where anyone less then eight can join it and could take free cupcakes; Greg kept taking cupcakes even after he reached the age of eight.


Hump me, fuck me
One time, an alarm activated just as he bit into a cupcake, making Greg think that the alarm was caused by him taking a cupcake over the age of eight. Though it was for a fire alarm this caused him to run out of the supermarket and several blocks further, where his [[Susan|mom]] eventually found him. 
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
==Trivia==
Hump me, fuck me
*In [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules|Rodrick Rules]], and the rest of [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever|Cabin Fever]], Greg had buck teeth (ressembling [[Manny]]) when he was little. But on the Cupcake Club card, [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] has four visible teeth.
My tunnel loves a deep throat (it do)
 
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
I want to eat your dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
 
My fingers in it, gentle (yeah)
Explore this nigga mental
I'mma write my name on his dick (his dick)
Don't need a pen or a pencil (no I don't)
 
All I need is my body (my body)
My pussy pink just like salami (ooh!)
Don't need no drink to get naughty (no)
'Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby (I'm not)
 
My pussy mean, and it's clean (It is)
I'm not a squirter, I cream (squirt squirt!)
Keep it smelling like baby wipes
I never smell like sardines (ew!)
 
This will never fucking end (It won't)
Ballerina that dick when I spin (I spin)
I fucked this nigga so good
I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins
 
Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)
 
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
I want to eat your dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
 
Just come put it down my butt (my butt)
Let's shoot a movie, no cuts
Ride the dick, get my nipples licked
That's breastfeeding while we fuck (thirsty)
 
Finna get the dick wet and firm (firm)
You better sweat me out of my perm (my perm)
Can't wait 'til it's my turn
I wanna blow bubbles with sperm (right now)
 
Wanna hit it from the back
Let me arch my back
Once I arch my back
That mean attack this pussy
 
Don't need a porn star 'cause I'm the moderin (no)
I'mma spit on his dick sound like I'm gargling
 
Make him bust three nuts, is the task
My panties stuck in my ass
So I pulled them down to show him the pearl
Made his pubic hairs curl fast
 
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy
 
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy


==Member Card==
<gallery>
Cupcake.png|Greg's member card.
</gallery>
[[Category:Groups]]
[[Category:Groups]]
[[Category:Greg Heffley]]
[[Category:Greg Heffley]]
[[Category:Miscellaneous]]
[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Revision as of 13:52, 12 July 2018

The Cupcake Club is a club in Greg's local supermarket where anyone less then eight can join it and could take free cupcakes; Greg kept taking cupcakes even after he reached the age of eight.

One time, an alarm activated just as he bit into a cupcake, making Greg think that the alarm was caused by him taking a cupcake over the age of eight. Though it was for a fire alarm this caused him to run out of the supermarket and several blocks further, where his mom eventually found him. 

Trivia

  • In Rodrick Rules, and the rest of Cabin Fever, Greg had buck teeth (ressembling Manny) when he was little. But on the Cupcake Club card, Greg has four visible teeth.

Member Card