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The '''Cupcake Club''' is a club in [[Greg|Greg's]] local supermarket where anyone less then eight can join it and could take free cupcakes; Greg kept taking cupcakes even after he reached the age of eight.
Based on the artist CupcakKe


One time, an alarm activated just as he bit into a cupcake, making Greg think that the alarm was caused by him taking a cupcake over the age of eight. Though it was for a fire alarm this caused him to run out of the supermarket and several blocks further, where his [[Susan|mom]] eventually found him. 
Hump me, fuck me
==Trivia==
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
*In [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules|Rodrick Rules]], and the rest of [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever|Cabin Fever]], Greg had buck teeth (ressembling [[Manny]]) when he was little. But on the Cupcake Club card, [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] has four visible teeth.
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves a deep throat (it do)
 
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
I want to eat your dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
 
My fingers in it, gentle (yeah)
Explore this nigga mental
I'mma write my name on his dick (his dick)
Don't need a pen or a pencil (no I don't)
 
All I need is my body (my body)
My pussy pink just like salami (ooh!)
Don't need no drink to get naughty (no)
'Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby (I'm not)
 
My pussy mean, and it's clean (It is)
I'm not a squirter, I cream (squirt squirt!)
Keep it smelling like baby wipes
I never smell like sardines (ew!)
 
This will never fucking end (It won't)
Ballerina that dick when I spin (I spin)
I fucked this nigga so good
I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins
 
Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)
 
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
I want to eat your dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
 
Just come put it down my butt (my butt)
Let's shoot a movie, no cuts
Ride the dick, get my nipples licked
That's breastfeeding while we fuck (thirsty)
 
Finna get the dick wet and firm (firm)
You better sweat me out of my perm (my perm)
Can't wait 'til it's my turn
I wanna blow bubbles with sperm (right now)
 
Wanna hit it from the back
Let me arch my back
Once I arch my back
That mean attack this pussy
 
Don't need a porn star 'cause I'm the moderin (no)
I'mma spit on his dick sound like I'm gargling
 
Make him bust three nuts, is the task
My panties stuck in my ass
So I pulled them down to show him the pearl
Made his pubic hairs curl fast
 
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy
 
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy


==Member Card==
<gallery>
Cupcake.png|Greg's member card.
</gallery>
[[Category:Groups]]
[[Category:Groups]]
[[Category:Greg Heffley]]
[[Category:Greg Heffley]]
[[Category:Miscellaneous]]
[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Revision as of 09:55, 12 July 2018

Based on the artist CupcakKe

Hump me, fuck me Daddy better make me choke (you better) Hump me, fuck me My tunnel loves a deep throat (it do)

Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick) I want to eat your dick (I do) But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't) So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence

My fingers in it, gentle (yeah) Explore this nigga mental I'mma write my name on his dick (his dick) Don't need a pen or a pencil (no I don't)

All I need is my body (my body) My pussy pink just like salami (ooh!) Don't need no drink to get naughty (no) 'Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby (I'm not)

My pussy mean, and it's clean (It is) I'm not a squirter, I cream (squirt squirt!) Keep it smelling like baby wipes I never smell like sardines (ew!)

This will never fucking end (It won't) Ballerina that dick when I spin (I spin) I fucked this nigga so good I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins

Hump me, fuck me Daddy better make me choke (you better) Hump me, fuck me My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)

Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick) I want to eat your dick (I do) But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't) So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence

Just come put it down my butt (my butt) Let's shoot a movie, no cuts Ride the dick, get my nipples licked That's breastfeeding while we fuck (thirsty)

Finna get the dick wet and firm (firm) You better sweat me out of my perm (my perm) Can't wait 'til it's my turn I wanna blow bubbles with sperm (right now)

Wanna hit it from the back Let me arch my back Once I arch my back That mean attack this pussy

Don't need a porn star 'cause I'm the moderin (no) I'mma spit on his dick sound like I'm gargling

Make him bust three nuts, is the task My panties stuck in my ass So I pulled them down to show him the pearl Made his pubic hairs curl fast

Fuck this pussy Fuck this pussy Fuck this pussy Come fuck this pussy

Fuck this pussy Fuck this pussy Fuck this pussy Come fuck this pussy

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