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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Name
|Cecil Warner<sup class="reference">[[http://diary-of-a-wimpy-kid.wikia.com/wiki/Online online]]</sup>
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! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Age
|12
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! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Gender
|Male
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! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Actor
|None
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! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Film Appearance?
|No
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! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Online Appearance?
|Yes
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|Yes (unamed)
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'''Cecil Warner'''{{vgversion|online}} is one of the [[Whirley Street Kids]], he is named in the [[online]] book. He is the sole kid that makes the monkey noises when the bus comes by. However in [[The Last Straw]], along with him other kids also make Monkey Noises. He was inside the bus.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Appearances==


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]] (First and named appearance)


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw]] (Unnamed appearance, first book appearance)


The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
==Trivia==
 
*He was unnamed in the book version.
 
*And in [[The Last Straw]] other kids also make Monkey Noises.
 
*He shares his name with [[Uncle Cecil]], relative of Greg.
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
*
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Revision as of 16:54, 26 February 2019

Cecil Warner

CecilWarner.png

Cecil Warner.png

Name Cecil Warner[online]
Age 12
Gender Male
Actor None
Film Appearance? No
Online Appearance? Yes
Book Appearance? Yes (unamed)

[view] • [talk] Cecil WarnerTemplate:Vgversion is one of the Whirley Street Kids, he is named in the online book. He is the sole kid that makes the monkey noises when the bus comes by. However in The Last Straw, along with him other kids also make Monkey Noises. He was inside the bus.

Appearances

Trivia

  • He was unnamed in the book version.
  • And in The Last Straw other kids also make Monkey Noises.
  • He shares his name with Uncle Cecil, relative of Greg.
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