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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
{{InfoCharacter|name = Bryce Baron|image = [[File:Unseen_Person.png|thumb]]|Name = Bryce Baron|age = 12|gender = Male|actor = None|film appearance = No|online appearance = Yes (Mentioned only)|book appearance = No}}'''Bryce Baron''' is a character who was mentioned in the online book. [[Greg]] said he won the Most Popular in the yearbook.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
== Appearances ==
* [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]] (Mentioned only)


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
== Trivia==
 
*He is similar to [[Bryce Anderson]], as they are both popular to some degree and have the same first name.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
 
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Revision as of 16:51, 26 February 2019

Template:InfoCharacterBryce Baron is a character who was mentioned in the online book. Greg said he won the Most Popular in the yearbook.

Appearances

Trivia

  • He is similar to Bryce Anderson, as they are both popular to some degree and have the same first name.
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