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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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|book appearance = Yes}}This man worked as a T-shirt seller on a street corner of [[Boston Souvenir T-Shirts|Boston]]. When [[Gary Heffley]] came to take his business, he told him he could make him a bundle.
After he got the money from his brother Frank, he bought up the person's T-shirts (not knowing that the T-shirts had a typo on them because they had "Botson" written on them instead of "Boston"). When he noticed the problem he went back to the spot where he bought them but the person already left. This caused Gary to stay at his brother, [[Frank Heffley|Frank]]'s house.
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Revision as of 03:57, 3 April 2019

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

Gallery

  • The Botson T-Shirt Seller tells Gary Heffley that he will have to take over his business.

Appearance

The man had a long nose, was overweight, wore a jacket and a cap, and had face stubble.

Appearances

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