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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
''''Ants in His Pants''' is an article about [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] playing ants instead of blocking the soccer ball. In [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw|The Last Straw]], it was replaced with an article called 'A "Blown" Opportunity' about Greg playing with dandelions instead of blocking the soccer ball. The story goes ''"Red Socks goalie Greg Heffley leaves the goal unattended as a kick from the midfield rolls in. The goal was the only point scored in the game and the Wolverines went on to the second round of the playoffs."'' [[Mr. Matthews]] had also read it.
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
 
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Latest revision as of 22:57, 25 June 2019

'Ants in His Pants is an article about Greg playing ants instead of blocking the soccer ball. In The Last Straw, it was replaced with an article called 'A "Blown" Opportunity' about Greg playing with dandelions instead of blocking the soccer ball. The story goes "Red Socks goalie Greg Heffley leaves the goal unattended as a kick from the midfield rolls in. The goal was the only point scored in the game and the Wolverines went on to the second round of the playoffs." Mr. Matthews had also read it.

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