Natasha Joyce

Natasha
Name	Natasha
Gender	Female
Status	Alive

Natasha is a minor character appearing in a flashback in The Last Straw. According to Greg, Natasha was one of the girls he "kind of liked" during sixth grade, and as such, he wrote an entire letter before Valentine's Day devoting his love to her. Natasha, however, gave him a regular card in return without any special reactions. This caused Greg to "lose interest" in her shortly thereafter.

Her is what the note said.

Beloved Natasha-

For you,a fire blazes in my heart

So strong that the embers alone can cause a thousand hot tubs to boil

So intense that it causes snowmen everywher to despair

Let the bonfire of my love wrap you in its warmth

Only your kiss could quench the flames that so consume me

To you I pledge my love,my desire,my life

Greg

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