Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel is the 7th book of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. The book was released on November 13, 2012.
Sex Scenes
Rowley bangs Greg's Mom. Frank pees on Manny. Rowley is no longer a Virgin. Greg Masturbates to Patty Ferrell.
Excerpts
- I looked for a way to escape, but I was trapped. Luckily, Abigail walked out of the bathroom at that exact moment and I grabbed her hand just before Ruby got to me. Abigail's makeup was a mess from all of the crying, but I didn't really care. I was just happy to have an excuse to get away from Ruby. And to be honest with you, I think Abigail was happy maddie is the best to see me, too, so I led her to an empty spot on the dance floor.
- I'd never slow-danced with a girl before, So I didn't know where I was supposed to put my hands. She put hers on my shoulder, and I put mine in my pockets, but that kind of felt dumb. So we met in the middle, and that seemed about right.
- "And speaking of Rowley and Abigail, I heard that the two of them are a couple now. All I can say is if that's true, it makes Rowley 'the worst wingman in history.'" - Greg Heffley
Major Events
- Greg talks about when he was a baby.
- Uncle Gary moves in with the Heffleys.
- Greg tries to get a date for the Valintine's Dance.
- Greg goes to the Valintine's Dance with Abigail and Rowley as a group of friends.
- Rowley and Abigail become couples.
- Uncle Gary wins $40,000 and moves out.
- Greg gets chicken pox in the end
Trivia
- It is unknown who the Mad Pantser is.
- There is an exculsive version of this book, which has Fregley's secret note in the back. It's a poem by Fregley that shows why girls must go with him to the dance.
- Jeff Kinney announced that a eighth book is coming.
- It is unknown why Michael cheated on Abigail.
- Rowley closes his mouth for the first time in The Third Wheel Pg 166 while eating a chocolate.
Gallery
- Third Wheel Front cover - More books to come.jpg
- Corny's.jpg
- Valentine's Dance picture.jpg