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{{Infobox|Box title = <font color="Violet">Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Porno
{{Infobox|Box title = <font color="Violet">Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown
|Row 1 title = Author
|Row 1 title = Author
|Row 1 info = [[Jeff Kinney]]
|Row 1 info = [[A Hoe]]
|Row 2 title = Publisher
|Row 2 title = Publisher
|Row 2 info = Abram Books (Amulet Books)
|Row 2 info = Shitty books
|Row 3 title = Release Date
|Row 3 title = Release Date
|Row 3 info = October 30th, 2018
|Row 3 info = October 31th, 2069
|Row 4 title = Pages
|Row 4 title = Pages
|Row 4 info = 217
|Row 4 info = 604
|Row 5 title = Preceded by
|Row 5 title = Preceded by
|Row 5 info = ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway]]''
|Row 5 info = ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway]]''
|Row 6 title = Followed By
|Row 6 title = Followed By
|Row 6 info = TBA
|Row 6 info = Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The New Twins
|Row 7 title = Color
|Row 7 title = Color
|Row 7 info = Dark Purple (Spine: Alternating colors of Dark Purple and Oriental Blue)
|Row 7 info = Dark Purple (Spine: Alternating colors of Dark Purple and Oriental Blue)
|Row 8 title = Book Number
|Row 8 title = Book Number
|Row 8 info = 13|image = [[file:Diary of a wimpy kid the meltdown.PNG|200px]]|thumb|240x240px|caption = The book's official cover from the series' official website.}}
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'''Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown''' is the 13th book in the [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid]] series. It is scheduled to be released on October 30th, 2018. The cover of the book is Dark Purple with an icy-colored font that says the book's subtitle: "The Meltdown." It has a picture of Greg as a snowman with the sun in the background, melting the snow.
'''Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Porno''' is the 13th book in the [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid]] series. It is scheduled to be released on October 30th, 2069.  


==Main Characters==
==Main Characters==
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*[[Susan Heffley]]
*[[Susan Heffley]]
*[[Rowley Jefferson]]
*[[Rowley Jefferson]]
*Side-chick #79 (Debut)


== Plot ==
== Plot ==
When a wintry blast closes Greg Heffley’s middle school, it turns his neighborhood into a battleground, complete with snow forts, alliances, betrayals, and epic snowball fights.<ref>http://www.wimpykid.com/books/book13/</ref>
Greg has sex for the first time and wonders if this is the right choice. Meanwhile Manny is called a faggot at school for sucking a kids penis and now plans the biggest school shooting in U.S history. Also a kid at Greg's school is called a "nigger" and Greg now has to deal with racism. Lastly Rodrick gets the death sentence for Rape after he rapes Heather Hills. In the end Rowley dies after taking a bullet and stopping Manny's shooting raid.(Manny kills himself in the end.) Greg dies from a STD and Frank and Susan have hardass sex and have 2 twins end the D.O.A.W.K series.
 
==Synopsis==
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== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
* This is the second purple book. This is the first since [[The Ugly Truth]].
* This is the second purple book. This is the first since [[The Ugly Truth]].
* This is the 13th book in the series.
* This is the 13th book in the series.
* This is the third book to not have the word "Diary" in yellow. The first two books are [[Dog Days]] and [[Hard Luck]].
* Susan gets a new catchpharse that is WAT YOU WANT NIGGA!
** However, this is the first odd-numbered book to not have the word "Diary" in yellow.
* This books show that Rodrick is bisexual and thats why he is so mean.
* This is the first book to use two different shades of one color. On the top half of the book, it is colored Blue-ish Dark Purple. While on the bottom half of the book, it is colored Red-ish Dark Purple.
* Jake Paul appears in this book.
** However, the overall color of the book is still Dark Purple, anyway
* Greg gets his left nut stuck in a water bottle and has to get it removed.  
* This is the second time the words "of a Wimpy Kid" are in purple. The first is [[Old School]].
* This is the debut of sidechick #79.
* This is the first time the subtitle is colored in a different color ''other'' than yellow.
** This is also the second consecutive book where the subtitle starts with "The". The first is [[The Getaway]].
* This is the third time the spine uses two colors (Dark Purple and Oriental Blue). The other two books are [[Double Down]] (which uses the following two colors: Red-Orange and Yellow) and [[The Getaway]] (which uses ''these'' following two colors: Azure and Oriental Green)
* This is the first book since [[Double Down]] to be released in October.
* This is the fourth book to include a reptile-skin design.
** This is also the third book to include the new Amulet logo.
* This is the sixth book to feature Greg's trademark frown.
*This is the third book to have a resemblance to the story on the cover, after [[Dog Days]]. As purple and blue are "cold colors".
*This is the fifth book to take place in the winter, along with Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Rodrick Rules, Cabin Fever and The Getaway.  
 
== References ==
{{Reflist}}


== Errors ==
== Errors ==
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== Gallery ==
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31172298 1341803409253935 4784052309411759443 n.jpg| A screenshot from an official teaser video for the book, released ahead of the books title, cover and color being revealed
</gallery>
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Revision as of 21:29, 8 May 2018


Template:Infobox Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Porno is the 13th book in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. It is scheduled to be released on October 30th, 2069.

Main Characters

Plot

Greg has sex for the first time and wonders if this is the right choice. Meanwhile Manny is called a faggot at school for sucking a kids penis and now plans the biggest school shooting in U.S history. Also a kid at Greg's school is called a "nigger" and Greg now has to deal with racism. Lastly Rodrick gets the death sentence for Rape after he rapes Heather Hills. In the end Rowley dies after taking a bullet and stopping Manny's shooting raid.(Manny kills himself in the end.) Greg dies from a STD and Frank and Susan have hardass sex and have 2 twins end the D.O.A.W.K series.

Trivia

  • This is the second purple book. This is the first since The Ugly Truth.
  • This is the 13th book in the series.
  • Susan gets a new catchpharse that is WAT YOU WANT NIGGA!
  • This books show that Rodrick is bisexual and thats why he is so mean.
  • Jake Paul appears in this book.
  • Greg gets his left nut stuck in a water bottle and has to get it removed.
  • This is the debut of sidechick #79.

Errors

Im gay is spelled wrong