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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
| | The Wimpy Kid: The Getaway Global Tour is the 3rd and largest Global tour of [[Jeff Kinney]]. |
| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
| | For the 2015 Global tour, See [[Wimpy Kid: Old School Global Tour]] and for the 2016 Global tour, See [[Wimpy Kid: Double Down Global Tour]] |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| == Tour Locations and Dates <ref>http://www.wimpykid.com/appearances/</ref> == | | == Tour Locations and Dates <ref>http://www.wimpykid.com/appearances/</ref> == |
| '''All dates are in the year 2017''' | | '''All dates are in the year 2017''' |
The Wimpy Kid: The Getaway Global Tour is the 3rd and largest Global tour of Jeff Kinney.
For the 2015 Global tour, See Wimpy Kid: Old School Global Tour and for the 2016 Global tour, See Wimpy Kid: Double Down Global Tour
Tour Locations and Dates [1]
All dates are in the year 2017
Russia
Moscow, Russia October 14-16
Asia
Singapore, China October 17-20
Taipei, Taiwan October 21-23
North America
Barnes & Noble Tribeca, New York, NY November 7
Kaiserman JCC hosted by Children’s Book World, Philadelphia, PA November 8
Miami Dade College – Wolfson Campus hosted by Books & Books, Miami, FL November 9
Still Middle School hosted by Anderson’s, Chicago, IL November 10
Oak Hill School hosted by Parnassus, Nashville, TN November 13
Wilchester Elementary School hosted by Blue Willow, Houston, TX November 14
Barnes & Noble The Grove, 5PM, Los Angeles, CA November 15
Mexico City, Mexico November 16-17
Copperfield’s, 2PM, San Francisco, CA November 18
University Books, 1PM, Seattle, WA November 19
Babar Books, 5PM, Montreal, Quebec, Canada November 20
Ireland
Dubland, Ireland December 1-2
United Kingdom
Bath, UK December 3
London, UK December 4
Czech Republic
Prague, Czech Republic December 5
Poland
Warsaw, Poland December 6-7
Hungary
Budapest, Hungary December 8-9
Announcement [2]
This global tour was announced by Jeff Kinney via his Twitter account.
References