Editing Diary of a Wimpy Kid

:''This article is about the book. For the article about the series, see [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (series)]]''
{{Book infobox
|image        = [[File:Diary of a Wimpy Kid cover.jpg|300px]]The book's original cover<br>[[File:Diary of a Wimpy Kid Special Cheesiest Edition cover.jpg|300px]]<br>''Diary of a Wimpy Kid Special Cheesiest Edition'' cover
|number       = 1
|release date = April 1, 2007
|author       = [[Jeff Kinney]]
|illustrator  = Jeff Kinney
|preceded by  = ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]]''
|succeeded by = ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules]]''
|film         = ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film)|Diary of a Wimpy Kid]]''
}}
'''''Diary of a Wimpy Kid''''' (subtitled '''''Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Greg Heffley's Journal''''' on the title page) is the 1st book in the [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (series)|''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' series]]. It was released on April 1, 2007, and was adapted into [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film)|a movie]], which premiered on March 19, 2010. ''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' succeeds ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]]'' and precedes ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules]]''.

==Major characters==
*[[Greg Heffley]]
*[[Rodrick Heffley]]
*[[Manny Heffley]]
*[[Frank Heffley]]
*[[Susan Heffley]]
*[[Rowley Jefferson]]
*[[Fregley]]

==Plot==
The book begins with [[Greg Heffley]] insisting that he is writing in a "journal" and not a "diary," saying that he asked [[Susan Heffley|his mother]] not to buy a book with "diary" on the cover. He agreed to write in it for when he's "rich and famous," although he is currently "stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." Greg sits between [[Chris Hosey]] and [[Lionel James]], planning to sit between "hot girls" next period. The most popular student at Greg's school is [[Bryce Anderson]], and Greg himself is around "52nd or 53rd most popular." He tries to explain popularity to his best friend [[Rowley Jefferson]] (who he thinks is around the 150th most popular), but he does not think Rowley understands.

The next day, Greg notices that [[the Cheese]], a moldy piece of cheese that has been sitting on the blacktop since last spring, is still there. A student named [[Darren Walsh]] touched it and started the [[Cheese Touch]], which one has to pass on to someone else by touching them if they catch it. The only way for one to protect themselves is to cross their fingers, and Greg tapes them together to avoid catching the Cheese Touch. A student named [[Abe Hall]] got it and moved away to [[California]], ending the Cheese Touch, which Greg is glad about.

Greg has had trouble adjusting to waking up for school every morning, remembering that his brother [[Rodrick Heffley|Rodrick]] pranked him into thinking he slept through the entirety of summer vacation. He then gets assigned to reading groups in school and ends up in the Gifted group, despite wanting to be in the Easy group. On Saturday, Greg visits Rowley's house, although he feels that he should find a new best friend due to Rowley acting childish. Greg writes that although he can play pranks on Rowley, he could never get away with doing it on [[Manny Heffley|Manny]], his little brother. Greg dislikes that Manny calls him "Bubby," an embarrassing nickname he has been trying to get rid of.

Greg writes that he is very skilled at video games, although [[Frank Heffley|his father]] does not appreciate his "skills" and wants him to play sports instead. Greg is kicked out of the house by his father, and he goes to Rowley's house to play video games instead, running through a sprinkler to look sweaty when he returns home. Tomorrow, Greg is sent outside to play again, although he dislikes needing to walk to Rowley's because of a strange kid named [[Fregley]] who lives between Greg and Rowley. Greg says that he would have went to Rowley's house even if his father had not sent him outside, because he thinks Rodrick's band, [[Löded Diper]], is "REALLY awful" and does not want to hear them rehearsing.

Greg wants to listen to Rodrick's "Parental Warning" CD, so he asks Rowley to bring his CD player to school. Rowley does not have any batteries in his CD player, so Greg invents a game where they try to shake the headphones off their head as fast as possible. A teacher named [[Mrs. Craig]] tells them that rock and roll is "evil," and Rowley starts crying. Greg then plays the CD at home, forgetting to plug in his headphones and alerting his father, who grounds him from playing video games for two weeks. Rodrick gets in trouble when Manny brings in one of his heavy metal magazines, featuring "a woman in a bikini lying across the hood of a car," to his preschool's show-and-tell.

At school, Greg runs for Treasurer in the student government elections, thinking that everyone else will be running for positions like President and Vice President. He learns that he only has one opponent, named [[Marty Porter]]. Greg asks his father for help, and who shows posters he made when he was Greg's age. Greg likes the idea and makes insulting posters of Marty, which [[Vice Principal Roy]] takes down. Greg writes, "I guess this means my political career is officially over."

In October, Greg is excited for his and his father's favorite holiday; while Greg likes trick-or-treating, his father likes to hide in the bushes and drench passing teenagers with water. Greg and Rowley go to the [[Crossland High School]] haunted house, and are chased by someone in a hockey mask with a chainsaw until Greg's mother yells at him. The haunted house gives Greg and Rowley the idea to start their own in Rowley's basement. After they put up posters, they charge two dollars per person, and the first kid, [[Shane Snella]], gets scared and refuses to move. [[Robert Jefferson|Rowley's father]] comes downstairs and ends the haunted house, with Rowley being banned from having Greg over and not being allowed to watch TV.

Rowley's ban ends before Halloween, and he and Greg are able to go trick-or-treating with Manny and Greg's father. They are joined by their neighbor [[Mr. Mitchell]] and his son [[Jeremy Mitchell|Jeremy]]. When Manny and Jeremy are taken home, Greg and Rowley continue trick-or-treating, and are sprayed by a teen riding in a truck with a fire extinguisher. Greg shouts that he will call the cops, and he and Rowley stay in [[Gramma]]'s house for a while, mocking the teens. They walk home along [[Snake Road]], and when they arrive at Greg's house, Greg's father soaks them with water.

While on their way to school, Greg sees that Gramma's house has been egged and toilet papered by the teenagers. Greg learns that the students will be doing a wrestling unit in school, and Greg tries tries to learn some wrestling moves from a video game. The next day, he learns that they have to wear "singlets" and they are paired up in weight groups, with Greg wrestling Fregley. Greg worries that with everybody wrestling at recess, somebody will roll into the Cheese. He then tries to get into the next weight class by stuffing his clothes with socks and shirts, but is still too light. He decides to start weightlifting instead, and asks his parents for advice. They suggest doing simple exercises, which Greg does not find helpful. He improvises equipment and tries weightlifting with Rowley.

The class has a geography quiz, and [[Patty Farrell]] tells [[Mr. Ira|the teacher]] that they should cover up the US map poster Greg planned on using to cheat. Greg fails and is "looking for a way to pay her back for that one." At home, Greg's mother makes him participate in a school play based on ''The Wonderful Wizard of Oz''. Patty tries out for Dorothy, the main character, and Greg considers being one of the witches, who get to do bad things to Dorothy. He learns that there is a Good Witch and a Bad Witch, and decides that he would probably be unlucky enough to get the Good Witch role. The class watches the movie and Greg decides to be a Tree, because they do not sing and they get to throw apples at Dorothy.

Greg gets the role for one of the Trees, and learns that he has exactly one word as his only line. He tries to get kicked out of the play, but is unsuccessful. He then learns that the play director, [[Mrs. Norton]], has added extra scenes to the play, including one where the Trees sing. After one of the Trees trips and chips a tooth, arm holes are added to the Tree costumes. Greg first sees that Rodrick is attending the play, and when the Trees go on stage, Manny shouts "Bubby!" Greg is able to quickly pass the name off to one of the other Trees, [[Archie Kelly]]. When the Trees start singing, Greg stays quiet, and the other Trees follow. Patty then appears and glares at the Trees, and Greg throws an apple at her. The other Trees join in, and the play ends after her glasses break. Even though everyone else is angry, Greg is happy with how the play went.

Greg remembers that Christmas is coming up and wishes for a game called ''[[Twisted Wizard]]''. He and his mother go to [[church]] and do the [[Giving Tree]], with his mother deciding to gift a red wool sweater. On Christmas day, Manny receives more presents than anyone else, and Rodrick insultingly gifts Greg ''Best of [[L'il Cutie]]'', which Greg deems "the worst comic in the newspaper." Greg is excited when [[Charlie Heffley|Uncle Charlie]] shows up, hoping for ''Twisted Wizard'', although he instead receives an 8 x 10 image of Uncle Charlie. He also gets a weight set from his father, although he is not interested due to the wrestling unit already ending. Greg's final present for the day is from his mother, which turns out to be a red wool sweater. She is confused and says she did buy ''Twisted Wizard'', and must have mixed up the presents. Greg thinks that while his Christmas hasn't been going great, it must be even worse for the Giving Tree guy, who is unable to use his present due to not having a TV or a video game system. Greg goes to Rowley's house, regifting him the ''L'il Cutie'' book. Rowley gives Greg his Christmas present: a [[Big Wheel]], which he considers lame.

On New Year's Eve, Greg gets in trouble when Manny accidentally swallows a thread (believing it to be a spider) while playing with him. Greg plays a game with Rowley where he tries to knock Rowley off the Big Wheel with a football. After writing his Christmas thank-you cards, he finally knocks Rowley off when the ball gets caught under the wheel. Rowley lands on his left arm and gets a cast, making him popular with girls at school. Greg tries to fake an injury for popularity, which does not work. Greg joins Independent Study at school, and their first assignment is to brainstorm a robot and what it looks like and does. They come up with a robot that repeats the owner's name, and write a list of swear words it should not be able to say. This list ends up cancelling Independent Study for the year.

Greg joins the Safety Patrols, wanting a position of authority, and invites Rowley as well. They are approved and enjoy being able to have free hot chocolate in the morning, with their only duty being to walk the kindergartners home. A few days later, when Greg notices snowfall, he and Rowley attempt to build the world's largest snowman. When the snow stops, they decide to roll it at the [[Whirley Street Kids]] when they arrive tomorrow. Greg sees Manny making a small snowman and kicks it over, causing his dad to get angry and destroy the snowball. When Rowley arrives, he and Greg are assaulted by the Whirley Street Kids.

When the school cartoonist job opens up, Greg is excited to replace ''[[Wacky Dawg]]'', a strip that the writer had been using to handle his personal business. He teams up with Rowley and they do a cartoon, with the punchline to every strip being "Zoo-Wee Mama!" Greg gets tired of writing it and Rowley takes over, while Greg creates and submits ''[[Creighton the Cretin]]''. It gets published, and when he gets the paper to see it, he notices that the comic has been "totally butchered," due to the joke being changed and the punchline being replaced with a plug for the school library.

Rowley is punished for "terrorizing" kindergartners and is suspended from being a Safety Patrols for a week. Greg remembers when he was wearing Rowley's coat and chasing the kindergartners with a worm on a stick, and someone caught him. He feels that he should confess, but does not want to lose his hot chocolate privileges. Greg's mother gives him advice to do the "right thing," which Greg decides is to let Rowley apologize and continue to be punished. He lets Rowley know what really happened after school, reports to his mother that he did the right thing, and gets rewarded with ice cream.

The next day, Greg is fired from being a safety patrol after an "anonymous source" (which Greg believes is Rowley) clears up the incident. Rowley is promoted and Greg learns that the Safety Patrols get to go to [[Six Flags]] and can bring one friend on the trip, so he tries to reconcile with Rowley. He then sees Rowley hanging out with [[Collin Lee]] and wants to make him jealous, so he has a sleepover with Fregley. Fregley eats Greg's jelly beans and chases him with a booger on his finger, then Greg blacks out and goes home hours later.

Greg looks through Rodrick's drawer and finds his old yearbook. This inspires him to try to get on the Class Favorites page of his own school's yearbook. He decides to go for Class Clown, but changes his mind when his mother volunteers as a substitute teacher. Greg looks in the school paper to see that he has been replaced by Rowley with ''[[Zoo-Wee Mama!]]'' which even the teachers enjoy. He ends up "fighting" Rowley after school, drawing a crowd that runs away when the teenagers from Halloween arrive. They make Rowley eat the Cheese, and Greg lies that he is allergic to dairy so he does not have to eat it.

Everybody notices that the Cheese is gone and wonders what happened. Greg lies that he picked it up and threw it away, meaning that he has the Cheese Touch. He ends up enjoying it due to getting out of the Square Dance unit and having the lunch table to himself. When the yearbooks are handed out, Greg sees that Rowley was voted Class Clown, and throws his yearbook in the trash, planning to remind Rowley that he ate the Cheese.

==Errors==
*Greg is too tall on page 159.
*Greg's waist is too high on page 152.
*On page 70, Greg has no pirate hook and it does not come back for the rest of Halloween. On page 73, Greg's pirate hat disappears.
*Greg says that he has kept the "Bubby" nickname secret for five years, although Manny is three years old.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Book 1 back cover.jpg|The back cover
635337214334327411_th.jpg|The front page
Diary of a Wimpy Kid original cover.jpg|The original cover.
wk-1-1.png|The online cover.
</gallery>
===Illustrations===
<gallery>
Sissy!.png
Rich and famous.jpg
Stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.jpg
Outta my way, runts!.jpg
Chirag.PNG
Permanent seats.jpg
Jason Brill asks Greg is this seat taken.jpg
Greg is a dork.jpg
Ronnie McCoy running.jpg
Stinky poos.jpg
Charlie Davies.jpg
Greg telling Rowley about popularity.jpg
Greg looking at the Cheese.jpg
Darren with cheese touch.png
Shoot.jpg
Frank yells at Greg for making Cheerios at 3 AM.jpg
Screw loose.jpg
Einstein as a Child.jpg
Bink says Boo.jpg
The Book.jpg
Dirty underwear.jpg
Smack smack.jpg
Vroom.jpg
Want to come over to my house and play.jpg
Thermos be some way to tickle your funny bone!.jpg
Rowley tells Greg that he has Low Intelligence.jpg
Manny drawing on Greg's door.jpg
Must be a mistake.jpg
Manny watching Sesame Street.jpg
Manny dumps his Cheerios into the plastic potty.jpg
Greg talking about sports games.jpg
Slam.jpg
Dag nab these fancy gadgets.jpg
Mr. Jefferson looking a game up on a parenting website.jpg
Bad fart ahead.jpg
Whew!.jpg
Secret freckle.jpg
Juice.jpg
OK, kid... Gee whiz!.jpg
Loded Diper van.jpg
Family band.jpg
Susan dancing to Rodrick's music.jpg
Rodrick listening to music with headphones.jpg
Greg sneaking a Parental Warning CD.jpg
Shook some fillings loose.jpg
Mrs. Craig lecturing Greg and Rowley.jpg
Rowley blubbers to Mrs. Craig as Greg facepalms.jpg
Greg listening to a Parental Warning CD.jpg
Frank running at Greg for listening to the CD.jpg
Let's you and me have a talk, friend.jpg
Friend = Good.jpg
Good Time and Bad Time to screw up.jpg
How thoughtful of you.jpg
Are you having fun.jpg
Manny with Rodrick's magazine.jpg
I'm sorry women.jpg
Three! Three!.jpg
Mm hmmmm!.jpg
Let me see what I can do.jpg
Sorry can't help you with that.jpg
Integrity Honesty Know-How Vote Frank Heffley for Secretary poster.jpg
Do you want Marty Porter to be your Treasurer poster.jpg
Do you really want him touching YOUR money.jpg
Greg puts up his posters.jpg
Yaaargh!.jpg
Trick or treat heh heh.jpg
Rowley's superhero costume.jpg
Crossland High School haunted house entrance.jpg
Greg and Rowley run from the chainsaw guy.jpg
That's not nice.jpg
Haunted House Plan.jpg
Haunted house poster.jpg
Haunted house lineup.jpg
Hall of Screams.jpg
Mr. Jefferson wasn't really in a helpful mood.jpg
Greg explains the haunted house.jpg
End of the haunted house.jpg
Flamethrower.jpg
Funny.jpg
Rowley's real knight costume.jpg
Toilet paper mummy.jpg
A cowboy.jpg
Greg in pirate costume.jpg
Greg seeing Rowley's safety improvements costume.png
Susan wanting Greg and Rowley to take Manny with them.png
Susan slamming the door on Frank, Rowley, Greg, and Manny.png
Huge Blabbermouth.jpg
Rowley needs to pee at Gramma's house.jpg
Late night trick or treating.jpg
Greg and Rowley get sprayed by a teenager.jpg
We're calling the cops!.jpg
Well, I guess now that we're safe in our own house, you can't get us!.jpg
Owl noises.jpg
Snake Road.jpg
Greg and Rowley get home after trick or treating.jpg
Splash.jpg
Whoops! Heh, heh.jpg
Wrestling in the cafeteria.jpg
PeeMudBook1.png
Singlets.jpg
Greg Heffley, you're on skins.jpg
Work out regularly.jpg
Fifteen more! Come on!.jpg
Rodney James sneaks his video game into his shrub costume.jpg
Owwwchhh.jpg
Ruined the whole dog effect during The Wizard of Oz play.jpg
Bubby!.jpg
I think you dropped an apple, Bubby.jpg
Greg throws the apple to Patty Farrell during The Wizard of Oz play.jpg
Hi there Bubby!.jpg
Manny gotten so many gifts from the catalogue he circled for Christmas.jpg
Greg gives his parents a gifts for Christmas.jpg
Greg explains to Susan that a Twisted Wizard requires a TV and a game system to play considering the game is useless to Giving Tree Guy.jpg
Giving Tree Guy got Twisted Wizard.jpg
Greg gives Rowley a L'il Cutie Book for Christmas.jpg
Rowley gives Greg a Big Wheel for Christmas.jpg
Greg is shocked to see Rowley falls off from Big Wheel after it was knocked by football and flip over.jpg
It's Great To Be Me!.jpg
But we would miss yahooey!.jpg
Greg kicks Manny's snowman in front of Frank.jpg
Don't smoke or you'll look like me.jpg
ChrisCarny.png
Creightoncallshimselfstupid.png
Creightonbrick.png
Creightonbutt.png
ZooWeeMamaSteponacrack.png
Zooweemamasoldout.png
Zooweeacidpuddle.png
GirlsRuleComicSexist.png
DumbTeachers.png
Creigh.png
Nguyen.png
BillWatson.png
ZooWeeMamaLongHair.png
Fight! Fight! Fight!.jpg
Greg and Rowley fighting.jpg
The kids run away as the teenagers arrive.jpg
TheTeenagers.png
Rowley eating the Cheese.jpg
Greg says that he's allergic to dairy.jpg
You're lucky, punk!.jpg
Rowley shuddering after eating the Cheese.jpg
Someone spots a Cheese is missing from it's spot.jpg
The kids talk about the Cheese disappearing.jpg
Greg technically has the Cheese Touch as the boys scream and ran away.jpg
Back to normal.jpg
Rowley Jefferson Class Clown.jpg
</gallery>

==Names in other languages==
{{foreign names
|Jap=グレッグのダメ日記
|JapR=Gureggu no dame nikki
|JapM=Greg's Useless Diary
|Spa=Un pringao total
|SpaM=
|Fre=Carnet de bord de Greg
|FreM=Greg's Logbook
|Dut=Het leven van een Loser
|DutM=The Life of a Loser
|Ger=Von Idioten umzingelt!
|GerM=Surrounded by Idiots!
|Ita=Diario di una schiappa
|ItaM=Diary of a Wimpy Kid
|Pol=Dziennik Cwaniaczka
|PolM=Diary of a Wimpy Kid
|Wel=Dyddiadur Dripsyn
|WelM=
|Bul=
|BulR=
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