A Hundred Years Ago

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I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH

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I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH

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I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH

OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>

I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH

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I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH

OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>

I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH

OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>

I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH

OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>

I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH

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In the Book and Online Book
Sometimes I sit and wonder about stuff I don't know

Like what the heck the earth was like a hundred years ago.

Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?

Did flowers even grow?

Well we could guess but that was back a hundred years ago.

I wish they built a time machine.

And picked me up to go.

To check out what the scene was like a hundred years ago.

Did giant spiders rule the earth?

Were deserts filled with snow?

I wonder what the story was a hundred years ago.

In the Movie
Sometimes I sit and wonder

About stuff I do not know

Like, what the earth was like a hundred years ago

Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?

Did flowers even grow?

Did spiders rule the earth?

Were deserts filled with snow?

There were no books or humans So how are we to know,

What the earth was like a hundred years ago.

Trivia

 * This poem is logically impossible. Rodrick described scenery that might have happened at the beginning of the Earth, rather than events that happened in the 1900s, or nonsensical things such as "giant spiders ruling the Earth." It would have made more logical sense if Rodrick had titled this poem "A Gazillion Years Ago."
 * The poem from the movie is slightly different than the one from the book.