Cool Brian



Cool Brian (also known as Cool Brian: Wholesome Mentors For Growing Boys) is a mentorship corporation with different "Brians" Or pedos who try to lure the kids into their 'Cool Brian' Branded Vans where they fuck them and leave them on the street.



Rowley Jefferson
Initially, Rowley's parents hired a Cool Brian employee for Rowley to act as a sort of "big brother". But little did they know, Rowley got molested.

Greg Heffley
Greg is actually quite jealous of Brian, because he Doesnt get all the ass fuckings Rowley does.