Nolan Tiago

Nolan Tiago is a boy in Greg's grade and also sits in the same lunch-table as Greg.

On Fridays, Greg's cafeteria serves burgers, but according to Greg they taste like "wet sponge" and are grey in color and the french fries are made from sweet potato. However, Nolan Tiago's mother who works at the school part-time in the library and gets him food from a nearby fast-food restaurant. Nolan let the kids have whatever fries fell into the bag, but this caused fights so Alex Aruda decided to divide them equally. Later, other boys would even pay him a dime just to smell the french-fries on his breath since there weren't enough fries.