Frank Heffley

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
==If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY ==

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
== If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ==

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Trivia

 * Frank is hinted to be an office worker in many of the books, and he is shown to be working in an office in The Third Wheel, however the information on his profession and where he works remain unknown.
 * Frank is a junk-food addict, therefore implying that he may have a high cholesterol level. This is considered rather ironic as Frank is not depicted as being overweight. Although it's possible he may have a high metabolism.
 * Frank shows a deep hatred for heavy metal music, and strongly disapproves of Rodrick's ambition to becoming a professional rock musician.
 * Despite spoiling their youngest son just as much as Susan, Frank seems frustrated with babying Manny so much—as depicted in The Last Straw, when Manny refused to give up his pacifier, Frank threw all away of Manny's pacifiers, forcing him to go cold turkey.
 * Frank also threw away Manny's blanket, Tingy, but in Frank's defense, it was an accident, as Greg figures that Frank didn't realize what it was.
 * If you look clearly on page 3 in Diary of a Wimpy Kid Movie Diary, Frank appears to be half-bald meaning Jeff Kinney originally didn't intend for him to have hair.
 * He is implied to suffer from gephyrophobia (Fear of bridges) in The Long Haul. He also gets dizzy when he drives over them but it is unknown whether the dizziness is a response to fear or if he's afraid because he's anticipating the dizziness.
 * In addition to his interest in assembling toy Civil Wars battlefields, Frank is also a Civil War reenactor, as depicted in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (film). He's shown to take the reenacting very seriously, wanting it to be as historically-accurate as possible.
 * Frank's age is not revealed in the books however in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (film) Greg mentioned that Frank and Susan could be at least 40.