Albert Sandy

Albert Sandy is a kid and minor character that goes to Greg's school. Most people don't take him seriously, as his claims are usually lies; Greg believes him, however, when he talks about a man from Thailand who could jump really high by digging a hole in the ground, then jumping in and out of it. He later reappeared in The Ugly Truth, spouting more lies to kids. In the Lock-In, he said that he watched a movie where a man got out of prison by digging his way out with a spoon. Desperate to escape the Lock-In, the kids tried that, but ultimately failed. Greg notes that Albert was once again lying, and that his claim was just a whole bunch of "Hollywood baloney". He also said in The Ugly Truth that "Girls don't fart" Greg then reliseas that Albert was lieing when he remembered the time on Christmas Eve when his Mom hugged his aunt Dorothy.