Evan Douglas

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

Appearance
His appearance is outlined as grossly looking and also his teeth are not straight and he wears braces. It is hinted that he used to be okay looking his younger brother, but as he aged, his grosser appearance came up because his younger brother also might get gross looks like him when he gets his age ruining the Peachy Breeze commercials just like the previous Peachy Breeze kid.

Appearances

 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online (First appearance)
 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth (First and only book appearance)