Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Class Clown

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Characters

 * Greg Heffley
 * Rodrick Heffley
 * Manny Heffley
 * Frank Heffley
 * Rowley Jefferson
 * Susan Heffley
 * Jenna Stewart
 * Preston Mudd
 * Mr. Ray
 * Mackey Creavy
 * Manuel Gonzales
 * Mr. Litch
 * Leonard Harrington
 * Bill Watson
 * Whirley Street Kids
 * Unidentified Teacher
 * Mr. Worth
 * Sweetie
 * Robert Jefferson

Transcript (UNFINISHED)

 * Greg - OK, So last year My Best Friend, Rowley Jefferson got voted class clown.
 * Rowley- Zoo Wee Mama!
 * Greg - Well, I don't think I can take another voter or do a recap, whatever
 * Greg - Everyone knows the funniest kids at school, even my teachers will tell you that.
 * Mr. Worth - YOW!
 * Greg - That was all me!
 * Greg - Well, at least most of my teachers would, a couple of them don't seem to appreciate my sense of humor.
 * Teacher - Greg Heffley, could you come to the front of the room and do the problem?
 * Greg - Yo mama!
 * Teacher- Excuse me?
 * Greg - Yo Slap-Pappy Grandpappy!
 * Teacher - Well I hardly think that's-
 * Greg - Yo Big-Fanny Grandnanny!
 * *Kids laugh*
 * Teacher groans*
 * Mr. Ray - *clears throat*
 * Greg - OK, so maybe not just on the same wheel.
 * Whistle sound*
 * Mr. Litch - Get your butts back on the field!
 * Mackey & Manuel - *Laugh*
 * Mr. Litch - *fake laugh*
 * Greg - *grunting*
 * Mr. Litch - *facepalm* Unbelievable...
 * Greg - But my classmates can. And that all counts, because.. They're the ones doing the voting.
 * Kid - Watchya doin'?
 * Greg - Eatin' Chocolate.
 * Kid - Where'd ya get it?
 * Greg - a Doggie dropped it!
 * Kids - *laugh*
 * Greg - I Came up with that one too!
 * Girl - You're disgusting!
 * Greg - Well, if there's one person who knows how funny I am, It's Rowley.
 * Greg - I play a billion pranks on him. *Greg laughs*
 * Greg - I taught him everything about comfort.
 * Greg - A game I taught him is that timing is everywhere.
 * Mr. Jefferson - W- Woah!
 * Greg - I taught him everything about comfort.
 * Greg - A game I taught him is that timing is everywhere.
 * Mr. Jefferson - W- Woah!