Mr. Litch

"You need a haircut!"

- Mr. Litch says to Rodrick

Mr. Litch was Greg's soccer coach in The Last Straw. Mr. Litch, to Greg, is the reason Rodrick does not do sports anymore, and he even used to be his coach. Mr. Litch is everything Greg dislikes - He is authoritative, rude and short-tempered as well as shouting a lot. Not much is well known about him yet. In the online book, his name is Mr. Keith and he had a son named Kenny. In the books, this isn't shown at all. He is an employee at Rec League Soccer, and Greg gets in trouble with him most of the time, since Greg himself is lazy and rude as some people believe. Gregory thinks Mr.Litch used to learn all this stuff from boot camp. It is unknown what happened to him after Greg quit soccer.