Susan Heffley

Susan Heffley (known as Susan Ann Heffley in the online version), more commonly referred to as "Mom", is a huge fucking skank and is probably fucking Rowley and Manny

Appearance
She looks like a fucking MILF and Those round glasses look like my fucking nuts.

Personality
Shes a fucking cunt.

Trivia

 * In the online book, Susan is known as Ann Frank.
 * Susan serves as the main antagonist in Dog Days.
 * In the book, her glasses covering up her eyes are similar to Marcie from Peanuts.
 * Susan has 4 sisters: Aunt Gretchen, Aunt Audra, also known as Audra Heffley, Aunt Cakey and Aunt Veronica.
 * Just like her mother she appears to like and favor Manny over Greg and Rodrick.
 * In The Last Straw, she told Greg that Holly Hills wasn't potty-trained at 4 years old.
 * Due to letting Manny have his own way a lot and letting Greg ride in a stroller, she seems to occasionally spoil her kids, though not usually.
 * Similar to her second oldest son Greg, she is said to not get along very well with her siblings.
 * Susan once dyed her hair blonde as revealed in a game which the family was playing in The Long Haul.
 * Susan might not originally be from Greg’s city since it is stated that most of her extended family comes from other states.
 * She can't speak Spanish and is bad at it, as shown in The Long Haul when she thinks that "What's your name" means "tè amò", which actually means, "I love you." Despite this, she tries to teach her sons Spanish.
 * She seems to have a habit of using the word "real" to refer to stuff she appreciates, as though what she disapproves of is somehow not authentic. For example, she calls fast food "not real food" because she thinks it's unhealthy and she calls books that are not story books "not real literature".
 * In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway, she takes the Heffley Family on a vacation on a tropical island resort, Isla de Corales, in which she and Frank went there in their last honeymoon.
 * Susan's age is not revealed in the books however in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (film) Greg mentioned that Frank and Susan could be at least 40.
 * Sometimes her personality is a bit inconsistent and hypocritical. For instance, she tells Greg to be honest but then tells a lie, acts like she doesn't believe in psychic abilities but then says that Gramma has them, or tells her sons not to yell but then yells at them.

Gallery
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