Ants in His Pants

'Ants in His Pants is an article about Greg playing ants instead of blocking the soccer ball. In The Last Straw, it was replaced with an article called 'A "Blown" Opportunity' about Greg playing with dandelions instead of blocking the soccer ball. The story goes'' "Red Socks goalie Greg Heffley leaves the goal unattended as a kick from the midfield rolls in. The goal was the only point scored in the game and the Wolverines went on to the second round of the playoffs.". ''Mr. Matthews had also read it.