Mortie's Back to School Blowout Sale

The Mortie's back-to-school blowout sale event (advertisement) was seen in the newspaper by Greg when he was flipping through it. It was a 2-page ad RIGHT where any kid could see it. It ran two months before school started. Greg says he couldn't believe it's actually LEGAL to run a back-to-school ad two months before school, saying that anyone who would do that kind of thing must really not like kids.