Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki:BJAODN

This is an archive of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. It all comes from the Wikia site, which has a very poor reputation and is being vandalized to no end.

There is too much nonsense for one page, so it has been split into numerous subpages:
 * Categories
 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid namespace
 * Templates
 * Unidentified characters

Some articles are too big to be contained here, so they are on separate pages:
 * Commentarii de Inepto Puero
 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck/Fake Names

Action Fighterz
Despite its name, Action Fighterz makes the movements very slow, and it takes a week for Kaptain Klobber to hit Mr. Puncho with his frying pan.

Bink Says Boo
Since this book is a reading group option in Greg's school in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, one can assume that some of the students are have special needs with reading or mental disorder. This book was assigned to the kids in the Easy group. Since there are children in the book that did hold the book upside down, it's assumed that they are mentally ill.

(It's cruel to make assumptions like that. - Results May Vary)

Christopher Brownfield
Later at the Lock-In, when Greg's team members try to escape the chaperones, Christopher is the only one that wasn't caught, as he was hiding behind a soda machine. He is never seen again after going into hiding, and his ultimate fate is left ambiguous.

(Well, that's ominous. - Scrooge200)

Creighton the Cretin

 * Personality of the Character Creighton
 * Creighton is a completely idiotic kid that is ignorant of almost everything and falls into easy jokes to make him look cool. However, people don't think he's cool.

This was Mr. Ira's "minor edit" to the strip, which turned Creighton into an inquisitive student asking his teacher about math problems. According to Greg, in the original, Creighton is taking a math test and he accidentally eats it and the teacher yells at him for being such a fool. This is was mainly an ad for the school's library, this made Greg quit as a cartoonist as it made him look like the teacher's pet. Mr. Ira likely made the edits due to material being considered to offensive for school.
 * Spin-offs in Wimpy Kid series
 * Creighton the Curious Student

Creighton is the opposite of Rowley in the books, as Rowley has his mouth open every time he appears except for one time in a silhouette. Creighton, however, never opens his mouth to talk. There is only mouth movements such as closed mouth smiles and frowns. Creighton has three special abilities among everyone else:
 * Notes
 * He is really stupid (example: putting an English muffin in a DVD player and thinking a brick is a box).
 * He can talk with closed lips.
 * He has a body disorder (Huge head, teeth, ears, eyes) and (Skinny body, arms, hair, brain).


 * Creighton is the first character to not appear outside of the comics. Creighton can also be classified as a "idiot", "lameo", "fake", "bad comedian", "Innapropriate child", "child", "cretin".

Dave
Nothing is known about Dave except for the fact he is mentioned on TV doing bowling in the online book and the 1st book.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Greg wishes that next year, he will kiss a bunch of Butterfingers.

(The exact wording used in the book is "mooch." Whoever wrote this must have misread it as "smooch." - Scrooge200)

He then tries to get cut from the play but fails. It is really hard to screw up to get bailed out of the play.

The two get in a fight but are accidentally hit by the Whirley Street Kids who are sledding. If the English teacher was in the scene, she would said it was "ironic".

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown

 * Trivia
 * The Meltdown is the first book to feature a person dabbing, proving that cringe memes even exist in Greg Heffley's world. (A kid is shown dabbing on the page where Greg's class plays a game called "Musuem")

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel

 * Trivia
 * This is the first time a character's lies about it being another character's birthday at a restaurant.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth
This is a sneak peek for all users. Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki gave you 9 pages. Page 7 is not included, so you might not be able to see it, so please zoom in the picture for your convenience. Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki will not give any more pictures.
 * Sneak Peek

(For added context, Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki did not provide the images. They stole the images from the Amazon preview and added it into the article, which is copyright violation. - Results May Vary)

Fregley's Language
"Fregley's Language" is a language made by Fregley.

Very little is known about the words in this language, but they seem to consist of words already used in the English language, just used for different purposes. For example, whenever Fregley has to go to the bathroom, he says "Juice! Juice!" This example is shown in both the online book and the first published Diary of a Wimpy Kid kid book.

Greg says that the kids have pretty much figured out "Fregley's Language" but that the teachers still haven't caught on. It then shows a teacher bringing Fregley HI-C. In the published version, a different teacher (Mr. Underwood) is shown.


 * Gallery

Gutbusters
Its name is a possible parody of the 1984 movie "Ghostbusters".

(When there's something funny in your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Gutbusters! - Scrooge200)

Home Depot

 * Trivia
 * It only appeares in Roddick Rules

Jesus
Greg has never met Jesus in person.


 * Trivia
 * In the game Little Big Planet, the Haunted House was made as a level lots of times.

Laundry Hoop

 * Trivia
 * In the game Wimp Wars, in one of the action games, you have to throw a pair of underpants into the

(Into the what? - Scrooge200)

Lock-In

 * Trivia
 * An event like the Lock-In would be illegal in real life.

(The Lock-In would actually not be that illegal, provided permission slips are given, as well as proper precautions should emergencies arise. -TechWizard)

Marion Locke, PhD
Nothing is known about her, not even her age.

MediaWiki talk pages

 * 1) REDIRECT Rowley Jefferson

(This redirected to Rowley's page since November 26, 2015)


 * 1) REDIRECT Greg Heffley

(This redirected to Rodrick's Greg's page since November 26, 2015)


 * 1) REDIRECT Rodrick Heffley

(This actually redirected to Rodrick's page since November 26, 2015)


 * 1) REDIRECT Rodrick Heffley

(A year later, on October 27, 2016, somebody thought it would be funny to make another MediaWiki talk redirect)

Mom Bucks

 * Trivia
 * In the film, one Mom Buck was worth one dollar, while in the book, one mom buck was worth a penny (5 cents).

Ocean View Motel

 * Trivia
 * This place is a reference to a safehouse in the game GTA Vice City which is named Ocean View Hotel.

Papa Tony's

 * Trivia
 * As mentioned above, his pizza stinks.

(For all we know, his pizza could be top quality. Don't judge a book by its cover, Anon. -TechWizard)

Petey

 * Trivia
 * There's an actual character named Petey in a book called Dog Man by Dav Pilkey.

(There's an actual character named Petey Piranha in the Mario series. Your point is? - Results May Vary)

Pleasant Street

 * Trivia
 * The Hills Family and Rowley's Karate Friend are the only known people who live there, it is unknown if their are any other characters who live there.

(Let's say there are no other characters who live on the street. Must mean it's a pretty pleasant street to live on! - Results May Vary)

Preston Mudd
He was probably a very good athlete and even made "Athlete of the Month" but on the plague, his name was put as P. Mudd.

(It took years for this to be fixed. - Scrooge200)

(Preston started the plague confirmed. - TechWizard)

This caused Greg to believe he shouldn't do the best in gym. However, this might have been an excuse for Greg not wanting to look bad if he didn't do well/ failed the unit, as 'G.Heffley' is not easily open to insults.

Say Hello to the Brand-New You! (Boys' Edition)
Greg found the video "disgusting" and said it looked like it was made 30 years ago, so Frank must've watched it when he was Greg's age.


 * Trivia
 * Although it is never stated in the book, it seems rather likely that a girls' version also exists.

Seagull
[...] In the books, they are drawn like seagulls in Jeff Kinney's art style. They do not have any coloring.
 * Appearance

The seagulls live for food. They aren't above diving into a car to get Cheez Curls. They're also very aggressive.
 * Personality

The Motel

 * Trivia
 * The Motel is based on the real life hotel.

The Nutritionauts vs. The Greasy Grimelicks

 * Trivia
 * Considering the fact the poster showed anthropomorphic food, the film is most likely animated.

Toufe Grille
Toufe Grille is a Plainview restaurant that is unseen and probably not mentioned. Nothing is known about this place.

Unidentified Hotrod Magazine
The unidentified hotrod magazine is a magazine that Rodrick had that Manny had brought to his daycare for "show-and-tell." Manny's teacher had to call Mom for the inappropriate cover. The pages are not revealed.

(The Category:Articles requiring images category was also on the page. - Results May Vary)