Taking Care of Gregory & Rodrick A to Z

Taking Care of Gregory & Rodrick A to Z (Gregory and Rodrick from A to Z in the online version) is a book by Susan. Susan made this for Grandpa a long time ago, so he knew how to take care of Greg and Rodrick when they were younger. According to Greg almost the whole book is out-dated and Grandpa still uses it.

The Orignal Pages
R

R is for red fruit juice.

Do not let Rodrick drink any before bedtime as it makes him extremely hyperactive.

S
S is for sneakers.

Gregory calls his sneakers "wild boys". He does not know how to tell his left and right shoes apart so he will need help getting them on.

T
T is for television.

The boys may watch up to thirty minutes of educational programming a day.

S (Book Version)
S is for spanking.

It's what you should do to Rodrick if he ever leaves the house without asking first.

S (Online Version)
S is for spanking.

It is what you should do if Rodrick sleeps past 9:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning.

T
T is for television.

Gregory is allowed to watch as much as he likes.