Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki:BJAODN

This is an archive of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. It all comes from the Wikia site, which has a bad reputation and was and still is currently being vandalized to no end.

This nonsense is too much for one page, so it has been split into subpages:


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 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid namespace
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Some articles are too big to be contained here, so they are on separate pages:
 * Commentarii de Inepto Puero
 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck/Fake Names

Action Fighterz
Despite its name, Action Fighterz makes the movements very slow, and it takes a week for Kaptain Klobber to hit Mr. Puncho with his frying pan.

Bink Says Boo
Since this book is a reading group option in Greg's school in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, one can assume that some of the students are have special needs with reading or mental disorder. This book was assigned to the kids in the Easy group. Since there are children in the book that did hold the book upside down, it's assumed that they are mentally ill.

(It's cruel to make assumptions like that. - Results May Vary)

Creighton the Cretin

 * Personality of the Character Creighton
 * Creighton is a completely idiotic kid that is ignorant of almost everything and falls into easy jokes to make him look cool. However, people don't think he's cool.

This was Mr. Ira's "minor edit" to the strip, which turned Creighton into an inquisitive student asking his teacher about math problems. According to Greg, in the original, Creighton is taking a math test and he accidentally eats it and the teacher yells at him for being such a fool. This is was mainly an ad for the school's library, this made Greg quit as a cartoonist as it made him look like the teacher's pet. Mr. Ira likely made the edits due to material being considered to offensive for school.
 * Spin-offs in Wimpy Kid series
 * Creighton the Curious Student

Creighton is the opposite of Rowley in the books, as Rowley has his mouth open every time he appears except for one time in a silhouette. Creighton, however, never opens his mouth to talk. There is only mouth movements such as closed mouth smiles and frowns. Creighton has three special abilities among everyone else:
 * Notes
 * He is really stupid (example: putting an English muffin in a DVD player and thinking a brick is a box).
 * He can talk with closed lips.
 * He has a body disorder (Huge head, teeth, ears, eyes) and (Skinny body, arms, hair, brain).


 * Creighton is the first character to not appear outside of the comics. Creighton can also be classified as a "idiot", "lameo", "fake", "bad comedian", "Innapropriate child", "child", "cretin".

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown

 * Trivia
 * The Meltdown is the first book to feature a person dabbing, proving that cringe memes even exist in Greg Heffley's world. (A kid is shown dabbing on the page where Greg's class plays a game called "Musuem")

Home Depot

 * Trivia
 * It only appeares in Roddick Rules

Jesus
Greg has never met Jesus in person.

Greg and Rowley's Haunted House

 * Trivia
 * In the game Little Big Planet, the Haunted House was made as a level lots of times.

Lock-In

 * Trivia
 * An event like the Lock-In would be illegal in real life.

(The Lock-In would actually not be that illegal, provided permission slips are given, as well as proper precautions should emergencies arise. -TechWizard)

Marion Locke, PhD
Nothing is known about her, not even her age.

MediaWiki talk pages

 * 1) REDIRECT Rowley Jefferson

(This redirected to Rowley's page since November 26, 2015)


 * 1) REDIRECT Greg Heffley

(This redirected to Rodrick's Greg's page since November 26, 2015)


 * 1) REDIRECT Rodrick Heffley

(This actually redirected to Rodrick's page since November 26, 2015)


 * 1) REDIRECT Rodrick Heffley

(A year later, on October 27, 2016, somebody thought it would be funny to make another MediaWiki talk redirect)

Papa Tony's

 * Trivia
 * As mentioned above, his pizza stinks.

(For all we know, his pizza could be top quality. Don't judge a book by its cover, Anon. -TechWizard)

Petey

 * Trivia
 * There's an actual character named Petey in a book called Dog Man by Dav Pilkey.

(There's an actual character named Petey Piranha in the Mario series. Your point is? - User:Results May Vary)

Preston Mudd
He was probably a very good athlete and even made "Athlete of the Month" but on the plague, his name was put as P. Mudd.

(It took years for this to be fixed. - Scrooge200)

(Preston started the plague confirmed. - TechWizard)

This caused Greg to believe he shouldn't do the best in gym. However, this might have been an excuse for Greg not wanting to look bad if he didn't do well/ failed the unit, as 'G.Heffley' is not easily open to insults.

Say Hello to the Brand-New You! (Boys' Edition)
Greg found the video "disgusting" and said it looked like it was made 30 years ago, so Frank must've watched it when he was Greg's age.


 * Trivia
 * Although it is never stated in the book, it seems rather likely that a girls' version also exists.

The Nutritionauts vs. The Greasy Grimelicks

 * Trivia
 * Considering the fact the poster showed anthropomorphic food, the film is most likely animated