Invisible Chirag

Invisible Chirag is a joke played by Greg on Chirag Gupta. In the joke, Chirag has moved to India but when he came back, a bunch of children act as if Chirag is still gone. The joke was finally stopped when Greg was forced to apolagize to Chriag's dad.

Quotes

 * "Boy, I sure do miss Chirag.
 * "Yeah... I wonder how he's doing?"
 * "Hey,guys! I'm right here!"
 * "Did you just hear something?"
 * "Look, Giles! That frog is dissecting itself!"
 * "That's really spooky!"
 * "Nope... must have been the wind!"
 * "Is there a flea breathing on me? Because then I thought a flea was breathing on me."
 * "I wish Chirag was here. Oh,how he loved chocolate chip cookies."
 * "But I'm sitting right next to you!"
 * "I'm not even that hungry..."
 * "...33...34! There are 34 people in the class."
 * "I... AM...A...HUMAN...BEING...TOO!"

Appearances

 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (first book)
 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online (first appearance)