Hey, People!

Hey, People! is a comic created by Greg Heffley. It appears in Dog Days. Greg describes the strip as "half-comic, half-advice column." He writes the strip for a contest to replace Li'l Cutie, but it does not win due to Li'l Cutie's return.

Comics

 * When ordering from a fast food restaurant, try to decide what you want before you get to the front of the line.
 * When in public, kindly refrain from discussing details of your recent surgery.
 * After you're done with your shower, please rinse your hair off the soap! (Greg aims this comic at Frank, due to him reading the comics as well.)